Lee Crahart (aka Horse) - this is my actual hair and not a Christmas hat. When not rebooting servers and PCs, I can be found wobbling around the tarmac of Surrey on my VFR.
Special Powers: The ability to drink 10 pints (well 3), break in to your house, sleep with your wife (as long as she is really minging) and still be back home for Coronation Street.
Chances of survival: Poor
Wayne Dixon (aka Dikko) - this is an actual photo. Wayne is a furniture salesman for DFS and MFI stores throughout the Midlands. He goes through a "purple patch" every 11 years, similar to activity on the Sun, just not as interesting or attractive.
Special Powers: The ability to talk for 48 hours without food, sleep or stopping for breath.
Chances of survival: Nil (if I have anything to do with it)
Ian Guest (aka Guesty, Breezy or The Ginger Ninja). When not creating propoganda for "probably the worst mobile phone network in the World", Ian writes pornographic pamplets and distributes them to junior school children in his spare time.
Special powers: The ability to "make friends" with girls and never actually get round to sleeping with them. Probably something to do with his incredibly tiny penis.
Chances of survival: Not good
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